either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Randomize
