: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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