You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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