So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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