We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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