i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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