Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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