You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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