oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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