He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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