Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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