remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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