can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
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This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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