dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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