google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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