Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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