it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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