yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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