Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
My life is pants optional.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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