What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize