i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Edward fifth and chaser hands
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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