Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
