Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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