whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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