You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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