Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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