WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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