what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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