Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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