come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I touched a dick in church today
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I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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