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No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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