It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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