hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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