remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Randomize
