I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Shame - the story of my life.
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