What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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