he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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