I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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