Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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