Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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