What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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