Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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