idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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