god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
So here I am, sexting at work.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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