I can't watch pbs sober anymore
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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