Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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