Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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