How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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