I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
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I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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