4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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