I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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