when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I need to sanitize my soul.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Randomize
